squats. the things nightmares are made of.

I feel like I got hit by a mack truck.

Seriously. I wasn't this sore after the first workout. Yesterday, because of me and my big mouth, the last part of my workout was "boot camp" style exercises. By boot camp, which will henceforth be called BC for short, I mean the BC held by O3 on riverside drive (and sweeten creek starting in July!) which seems to be a crazy workout from 8:30-9:15. Anyways, I had asked about going to the BC on saturday because a)it's free and b)it sounded like fun, bc I was gonna go with Jer. Well, I decided it would be best to ask Darin his opinion on the subject seeing as he is teaching BC on saturday. He basically said no, not yet. But we'll incorporate some of that stuff in our session. Uh oh. So I tried explaining it was all Jer's idea.

He didn't go for that. So, after I already had been sweating my face off doing more squats, push ups, and some other hell-like exercises, he was like...as promised, boot camp! so I had to do this circuit of slams, squat throws (i'm SO effing sick of squats, i seriously had a nightmare about them last night) then this thing where I was pulling like 50lbs, then these things called grave diggers. Here's the catch. It was 30 seconds of exercise and ten seconds of rest. aka no time at all. So about the time I was doing the second set of grave diggers (you have to do it on both sides), I ended up stopping at like the 20 second mark because I wasn't super sure I wasn't going to throw up. He was like, you look like you're taking a trip to nausea land. So we stopped and streched and ended the session, and I was made to asheville allergy and had to pull over and dry heaved in the parking lot for another minute or two.

nightmares last night. So. I dreamed I was speeding in Woodfin (not really out of the question so far) and I got pulled over, and got arrested and put in solitary confinement and here's the kicker. I had to do 24 hours of straight squats before they would let me out of solitary! I woke up and wasn't sure it wasn't a dream for a good 10 seconds after I opend my eyes.

For the past 5 days, minus milk in my cereal, I've ONLY had water to drink...which to be honest hasn't been too terrible. I still would drop someone for a mtn dew...but hopefully that will pass soooooooon. I was so tired, I didn't even watch the new episode of burn notice last night and if you've known me for any time at all, burn notice is my FAVORITE t.v. show, ever.

anyways. "show me how you burlesque" is a fabulous song by Christina Aguleria or however you spell her last name.

that's all for now. Stay tuned for the next installment of "too fat for 22" (a spin off of 'too fat for fifteen', which has a nicer ring to it.)

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