Annnnnnd I'm back. This week has been fabulous. like straight up one of my favorite weeks in the history of working out. I couldn't be happier with it.
This week has been somewhat crossfit theme, well maybe not crossfit but more crossfit/Olympic style(?)/ lifts... cleans, snatches, deadlifts and overhead squats. What I'm about to say will most likely shock the world, or my 3 faithful readers...but overhead squats were my favorite I think. Did you feel that too? the earth just tilted. I also like snatches and cleans. Nessie takes a tumble (that's what I say when I fall, scientists refer to it as an earthquake) happened today during some of the overhead squats but whatever. Not the first time and most likely not the last as my balance rivals that of a just learning to walk toddler.
My hamstrings are sore as all get out, and my traps are too but I'm actually pretty happy with that. There's a crossfit class starting April 1st... yeahhhhhhh. I miss it but I think I still hesitate too much. I really, really, really like it... I just get nervous about throwing weight up towards my face. I think it would be weird if I didn't but sometimes I wonder what life would be like if I was born without the fear gene/the part of my brain that registers fear because mine seems to be in overdrive. I won't fly because I'm scared of heights, cruise ships are going down left and right like the titanic part 2, I can't swim, I'm scared of sharks and I'm pretty sure North Korea is planning to kill us all and I have no way out of the U.S. as you can't drive to Germany. I've decided Germany will be my new home. Russia is too cold and I'm not skinny enough, I don't like Asian food, nor do I know what language they speak, China is just a no as they don't like girls and I think they have a 2 baby per family limit and I don't like communism, and I think Australia is too hot and I hear kangaroos aren't as friendly as they look except also I hear you weight less near the equator...this would be a good time to figure out if Australia is even near the equator. I don't know. I'm not good at geography, among other things. This is what goes through my mind.
Anyways, tomorrow I'm supposed to try bikram yoga with Jennifer. I'm pretty nervous about all of that but Jennifer assured me no one will put their hands on me like the instructor at the Y did. I make that sound so violent, but she just touched my face while I had my eyes closed and if you've known me for any length of time, you know I don't like having my faced touched or closing my eyes when people are around. Also. Darin and I were talking about baking today and seeing as I can bake some pretty tasty stuff, now all I want to do is go make a bunch of stuff. Bad news is, I can't eat it...well. I can but I shouldn't. I did learn a trick watching food network though, when I make lemon blueberry cupcakes, if you coat the blueberries in a little flour, they won't all sink to the bottom. Thanks for that, Paula Deen. Who, also by the way makes deep friend pecan pie. Um hello type 2 diabeetus but I bet that is basically the tastiest pie you'd ever put in your mouth.
I really don't know how I get on these subjects. This post is full of things you don't need to know but if you're reading this for fountain of information I spew out weekly you're desperate. Very, very desperate.
Anyways. Depending on yoga, I may run tomorrow afternoon or Sunday...I'm kinda scared to commit to running after yoga though.
Okay. That's all I have to ramble about for now. Thanks for wasting your time reading this blog. Oh, and I just realized that if you don't have an iPhone, all you see at the end of my blog is a little box. Well, it's supposed to be a peace sign. So if you don't have an iPhone, just imagine it's there.✌
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