Saturday, October 27, 2012

Here we go again.

I should have known when the "warm up" at boot camp started out with not a dumpster run, oh no, but suicides (i haven't done those since my freshman soccer season in 2003) and boot strappers that today was gonna be gooood times. So after I almost got hypothermia outside, we went inside where the party started.

There were 7 stations, 2 exercises each and one was strength and one was cardio. My favorite. The timing was better than last time because it was 30/20/30 instead of 30/30/30. Jennifer and I started out with everyone's favorite. Push ups and burpees. Bam. Before the second round of push ups I just laid down on the ground. Sometimes you have to know when to hold them and know when to fold them. I don't know what that has to do with anything. Then there were lunges on the bosu ball and then a lateral hop on the bosu ball. Let me just be extra passive aggressive right now and say I really wouldn't give a hot damn if I never saw those "balls" again. Seriously it's so misleading. Anyways, then there were step ups and for once in my life I didn't just use the lowest/easiest option. I used the middle one the first round and the second I used the highest (Rebecca can't out do me) and the cardio was more lateral hops which kinda turned in to lateral steps haha. Then there were grave diggers (another career choice crossed off my list) and slams (which were my jam because not that they're easy...I'm choosing my words carefully here, but they're not as hard as squats. Which doesn't matter because they're using different muscle groups...never mind). Then we moved on to pliea (stiiiiillll don't know how to spell that) squats with kettlebells, and jumping jacks. They hurt my knees and I have a lot of jack to jump. Idk what I'm saying other than picture a narwhal (see below) with legs doing a jumping jack and bam. That's me. Anyways, then (yes. There was more) we did body weight rows, again, a lot of body weight to row. Which how does that work? When you're skinny they're easier? Oh the unanswered questions of life. Anyways, those with mountain climbers. Then the last stop on this merry go shoot myself in the face, was ANOTHER squat with a raise and high knees. I take what I said a few posts back about not hating squats anymore, back. Repeat all the above one more time.

In all honesty, I didn't hate it though I'm sure I make all this sound so fun. But seriously. I'm actually beginning to somewhat look forward to boot camp.

Also. Confession time. I didn't eat breakfast or anything before boot camp. I think that's like cardinal son #1. Idk if that's cardinal or carnal. One's a bird and football team and the other is something I think Catholics have. I'm really not sure what I'm saying. Anyways, the last few days have been heinous for my diet. Like I haven't even logged my food because its not that I'm eating a lot but its bad, bad choices. Annnnd I haven't gotten on the scale because I'm an avoider. I really don't know why I'm pretending to be catholic and confessing my sins to everyone right now. Ohhhh well. At least I'm not in a box with a creepy man in a dress talking about all this. Enough.

Also while I'm rambling I need it to not snow Tuesday/this week/ever again. I hate snow with my entire heart. It ruins everything. Everything.

I'm off to play hee haw with, well. I think most of you can finish that sentence. And I'm ouuuuut.

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