Shoulder pains and shoe stank.

Thoughts that don't really pertain to anything this blog should be about.... Yesterday was just a bad day, and you know what I learned? not much other than I say things I probably shouldn't when I'm in a bad mood and life is never as bad as I think. I'm not standing in line for food at the ABCCM, I drive a pretty nice car and my family is alive and well mostly. Things could be a lost worse. My personal trainer made me do exercises I didn't like. #realfirstworldproblems. Today was a new day, and it was pretty okay. I wasn't expecting like heaven on earth so when the bar is set low, things generally turn out pretty okay. I got up, went and let Rebecca draw blood from me, worked from like 10-1, then was going to get my nose repierced but decided to wait because I was scared to walk downtown by myself because I was afraid I would get lost. I decided to wash my car at the gorilla car wash on tunnel...um that carwash is the things nightmares are made of. You drive up and there's this man directing you how to get your wheels in line with the track, then all you see is him, then your car is like covered in brushes and you literally can't see anything, and you have no control over the car. I was scared, like no lie. I wasn't sure what was about to happen. But then Rebecca and I hung out with Alyssa pre-workout. Then I worked out, had dinner with my precious daddy, and now I'm finally home.

Now. on to the important things. today's workout. My shoulders were/are sore. First thing we did other than the standard treadmill/high knees/etc. Shoulder/arm stuff. Buuuuut we only did like three things twice through, which was completely fine with me. then we moved on to balance and stretching. I always make refrences to how bad my balance is, but apparently it's not as bad as I make it sound. Though, standing on one leg passing a 2.5lb ball hand to hand isn't as hard as walking on flat ground, obviously. I stumble all the time haha. Then we did this "tree pose" i think. I kinda felt like a cow on stilts. Stretching is kind of my favorite exercise. Sometimes when I'm laying in bed I'll find myself stretching my legs, or I'll hang my head off the side of my bed and let my arms dangle. If I'm feeling especially adventerous I might do a crunch or two (I know what you're thinking. whoa! don't get too crazy. I know. It only happens once in a blue moon). That's the best place to do them, in the comfort of your bed. I got some new zebra sheets and they are my everything. But anyways, I'm trying to remember what I did today. I sometimes wonder where I come up with this stuff, but today we were doing this stretch where you're on your knees, you put one arm out on a stability ball, and then like push your shoulder twords the ground (that's what i was doing, if it was what I was supposed to be doing or not is another story for another day) and stay there. For some reason, all I could think about was what would happen/how funny it would be if someone just kicked the ball out from under your arm. All in all, today was 100% better than yesterday. Other than trying to figure out how to get my skeletoe stank gone. It smells like a rabid animal has taken up residence in my shoes and has then died, and it's rotten corpse has been in there for a week during the summer in Texas. Supposedly I can wash them, I'm gonna give that a whirl tomorrow and hope for the best.

Now. Boot camp tomorrow may be an entirely different story from my "things are better" song and dance. I had to stop at walmart and get bananas for a protein shake for breakfast tomorrow. More #firstworldproblems. Here's the problem I'm having. You're supposed to eat 60-90 minutes before boot camp/exercise. That would put me finishing whatever I'm having at 7:30. Since I'm not really running the hot mess express in the morning because everyone is driving themselves, by my calculations I could sleep until 730........see where I'm going with this? sleep until 730 or eat breakfast/not do a lateral cookie toss all over God's creation tomorrow. I'm still on the fence about that.

Also. 2 things. #1, I'm attaching pictures I find funny. thank you pinterest. #2. I hear boot camp is going to be rough tomorrow. Now that you all have wasted 10 minutes of your life reading about mine, I guess I should shut up. Thanks for all the nice comments on the rudest blog post I've ever written haha. That's all for now, but we all know I can't workout and not blog about it, so we'll see if I survive tomorrow. If there's no post, someone please give my papaw the stash of chewing gum I have in the trunk of my car.

annnnnnnnnnd i'm out.
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