The title has nothing to do with what I'm going to talk about today, I'm listening to the pitch perfect soundtrack and it's on that song haha. I really do have an iTunes problem. Seriously. If there was ever a time to stage an intervention, now would be it.
I almost wrecked my car on Sunday looking at my arm muscles. So to the driver of the white hummer (which by the way, do you know that we're in what's called a recession and gas is like 4 dollars a gallon?! Honda civics are much cheaper than that tank you're driving in more way than one, sir. You're probably polluting more than me so I could give you the same finger and horn), but I do so deeply apologize. But who can blame me when you have guns like these? I really don't know what my problem is right now.
So. Workout. let me also just say first, I think we've skipped from summer straight to winter. Say goodbye to fall. I'm freezing my face off right now. Okay. I'm really going to get better at staying on subject. So. I walked on the treadmill per my usual, then we did this set of push ups (ovvvvvvvvveeeerrrrrrrr them), body weight rows, and then these crunches where I had to like put my left ankle on my right knee, then lift my right foot off the ground, then do these crunches. Then these other leg things, we did 2 sets of all that. I feel like the push up bar got a lot lower than last time, but I can't be sure. Then we did figure 8s with a kettlebell. Which, I think I'm going to name them as the exercise of the day. Mostly because once I figured out what I was doing, they weren't THAT bad. We did them for a minute, twice. Good cardio. I hate cardio. Then we, and yet again by we I mean me, did this thing where I took that big red ball between my feet, and raised it up, then I had to use the 10lb medicine ball and pull it up. After the first round, he gave me the 12. I'm really going to have to start just acting like a straight up jackwagon and acting like everything is really hard. I think it would be funny to watch, but I doubt he'd believe me. Don't get me wrong, stuff is hard, but somehow I usually end up with heavier weights than I would like. During the second round, after I lifted the red ball, I was kinda like oh shit. this just got real haha. I told him I felt like there was a Duggar child in there, and then I had to explain about the Duggar's. I talked the entire time I was doing the exercise, which I think is a first. I get emails about my blog from people I don't know. Most of them are really sweet, but some are rude, and to those I either reply just as rudely (I know, me, rude?! ha) or ignore them. I don't know if any of you aren't aware but this is America, and I'm free to write about whatever I want, using what ever vocabulary I chose to use. What I do in the gym is hard work and if I so choose to use a word you don't like, you have two options. Move on and enjoy the entertainment, or there's a little red "x" at the top of your browser. Feel free to use it. Or "alt+f4" works pretty well too. Darin and I talked about that today, and I was laying on the ground, and he looked like a giant from where I was. It's all about perspective. Haha, I actually think I talked more today than I have ever. I got a 80s rock music education today, and just a second ago, I watched the "November rain" video by guns n roses on youtube. seriously. guns n roses is basically a group of the ugliest men on the planet. I have no idea which one is axel rose (which, great name by the way) and which is slash, but fix your hair, first things first. and that song lasts approximately way too long. Anyways, back on topic. After we did what felt like 402,598 of the ab exercises, the return of the wood choppers was among us. He was like "know what we haven't done in a while" and I KNEW (I think I have a 5th sense about stuff like this) what he was about to say. So I said, if it's wood choppers I'm going to throw up. He thought I was serious, but no, I was just being a drama queen. I don't hate them as much as I remember, but they still aren't my everything. They don't really bother me other than making me dizzy. Breaking news! this just in. Off set Romanian dead lifts have replaced wood choppers on my top 5 list of exercises I'd rather amputate my right leg with a rusty pizza cutter than do. He changed the weight in the second set and tried to pretend he didn't know what I was talking about. I might be retarded when it comes to basically everything in life, but I do know when I'm being made to do more work than before. My ladar (my lazy radar) was blasting in my head. Yes, I have one of those. It develops later in life when you love sleeping more than anything else, and you'd rather watch something you hate on TV rather than get up and change the channel because you're actually too lazy to replace the batteries in the remote. I take lazy to a level unmatched by any other human on the planet. I really shouldn't share this (but really, when has that stopped me any other time?) but there was some stuff on my glasses, so I licked them because honestly that was my first instinct, and now I'm about to throw up because I've sprayed cleaner on them all day (I clean my glasses around 100 times a day) and so I basically licked Windex. I wonder how many calories that has in it? ha. I'm so tired.
Anyways, after the wood choppers, we stretched and called it a day. Now I'm trying to convince myself that 7:30 is entirely too early to go to bed. I haven't done too bad with my diet lately, if that's what you want to call it. I call it picking at food at random times of the day. I need to stop stopping at subway on my way to work and eat my dang cereal. But I actually think my milk went out of date today.........that's a problem. Anyways, I'm going to roll up like a burrito in my bed and hope I don't freeze to death before the morning. I could turn up the heat in my house, but that requires more effort than I'm willing to exert. I wish I had a burrito for dinner.
Sometimes I wonder if everyone else's mind works like mine? feel free to answer. You won't hurt my feelings.
kbye.
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