Also. I hate going to the dentist. It's always a bad idea no matter how you slice it. I know I needed to go but apparently my mouth is a train wreck (in more ways than 1) and I need my wisdom teeth out, maybe braces but at least a retainer, I need a night guard because I grind my teeth and apparently I have TMJ or something with my jaws. I don't know. I need a new mouth.
I actually wasn't in much of a working out mood today. I was more in a lay down and stay down mood. Tough shit for me though. Today was 1 of 3 in a row. So, today was all cardio all the live long day. Step ups on the box was the beginning. Then we did bike intervals and what I think he called like a buggy push. It was like walking lunges on the treadmill I think. I did the bike intervals first and Darin was like "I want you to get up to (I think) like 24mph" and before I could stop my snark, I was like I bet you do! Jennifer got up to like 34 because obviously she is a beast and I'm a slacker haha. I asked if she was preparing to get on the highway with a bike. Legit question. Then he said we were gonna do a "tobatta round" and I thought he said ciabatta round. Like bread. I wish haha. We did a round of medicine ball slams, cleans and presses, mountain climbers and some dang push ups. Ovvvvveeeerrrrrrrrr. Them. I just can only do like 5 before I'm ready to fall over. After we did 2 merry go rounds of that, I just laid down haha. Then we talked food and he got his prop box out. Which actually I had never though of associating like a deck of cards being 3 ounces of meat. Who knew? Not me. I don't know much anyways just so we're clear. I don't say "yo se nada" for my health. Speaking of food. There literally isn't much I wouldn't do for a pack of strawberry poptarts right now. Seriously. I get home and what do I find? Not some effin poptarts, I'll tell you that. Not a delicious strawberry pastry to be had. I'm really considering going to the gas station near my house for a pack.
Anyways. I was thiiiiiis close to going to the gym this morning to do cardio before work. That's step 1 on the 5 simple steps to becoming a gym unicorn. I need a new animal. I just refuse to say rat. Anyways, I'll think of something. But I'm not sure how many steps but I also have found myself using my food scale more often.
But. For your entertainment below are pictures of me preparing for the dentist then me in the shower. and then a couple pictures I find funny. You're welcome. But let me say, I saw on Pinterest this girl doing "the perfect squat", see below. Um I'm sorry NO ONE LOOKS LIKE THAT DOING A SQUAT AND IF YOU DO YOU'RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT. I'm just saying.
I'm gonna sleep good tonight, I know that haha. I really do want a poptart.
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