Sound the alarm.

I'm glad you all find this blog so amusing. People have text me/told me all day how funny it was. When I sit down to write these, I just type like I'm talking to my best friend and then hit "publish". So if there are grammar/spelling errors, tough. I'm too lazy to actually do anything other than run spell check.

Oh. and to the judgmental gas station store clerk giving me the side eye for buying an almond joy in my gym clothes...you were JUST outside smoking. look at your life, look at your choices. Should you really be judging me? didn't think so. So what if I just worked out?! I've had a really long day and all I wanted was an almond joy. I only ate half of it, AND I logged it. So suck on that.

And my skeletoes are getting some serious STANK to them. I'm not sure if I can put them in the washing machine or not, but seriously. nasty.

So, on to the main point of this blog. My workout. It was partner sesh #5 I believe. We started out with some circuits and my ladar was BLARING by the end. It was all I could do to hear Darin telling me what to do. We did some "ice skaters", squats (this is me with a pretend gun to my head), these weird side lunges, push ups and total body extensions. Have I mentioned how much I hate push ups lately? because I do. I have a lot of weight to push. Annnnd my pushing muscles hurt. I feel like that's all I've used these past few workouts. Then we did this circuit with the kettlebells. Swings, then medicine ball slams, then Romanian dead lifts. At that point, I was faiiiiiiiirly sure I was about to throw up. Then we did this weird rack row that wasn't my everything. My back was kind of hurting twords the end, so I was over any kind of anything that required effort haha. We did like 4 sets of those, then we did this bench press type of thing. My pushers hurt and have had enough, and by "pushers" I mean the muscles right above my arm pits. I guess that would be my shoulder? I dont know. I got through a set of 10 that were pretty willy nilly, and my shoulder kept popping which hasn't ever happened before. Then, I got through like 6 of the next set before I couldn't do anymore. I kinda hate pushing to the point of failure because I'm so type A/high strung about things, I don't like failure even if it doesn't have a "negative" connotation to it. I'm not going to think about it anymore. Anyways, then Darin demonstrated this thing I think he called some kind of "developer" but it looked more like he was auditioning to be the center ring attraction for the circus. It also looked a wee bit dangerous. Good news is, doubt I'll be doing that any time soon.

I'm all over sore right now. Legs. abs. arms. shoulders. back. and I have a headache. I believe it's a caffeine headache because I haven't had any form of anything other than water today and I haven't had a ton of that. almost 2 bottles. I was in bed before 8 last night and it's looking like we're about to have a repeat of that.

I got my flu shot today (not by my choice. Mission requires them or they fire you without a religious/medical exemption) and my right arm is killing me. Good news is, I'm off from the gym tomorrow but for some really insane reason right now, I'm thinking about texting Jennifer and asking if she wants to go to Mission's gym with me. I would ask Darin to write a workout but last time Jennifer did, she got one with 120 squats and I think we ALL know how that would end for me. badly. I may though. I'm not sure what I'm going to do at the time of this writing actually. Other than get my narwhal sized self in the shower. with that, I say goodbye.

the end. tune in Thursday night for the next installment of the princess diaries. that's what I feel like this is haha.

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